Funny, sad, best I've ever had.

Don't follow your dreams. One day you will wake up and realize they are impossible to achieve and things will only get harder, not easier like you thought. Get a good paying job right out of high school, construction or oil, maybe a trade. Save until you can get a nice car and two paid off houses. Rent one out and live in the other, then you can start searching for your dream but you'll find you may have already found it.