Conversations with girls

Lately this has been my conversation with most girls, I'm "2" and most girls are "1"
1-"General greeting."
2-"General response."
1-"Question to show interest."
2-"Excited answer. Question somewhat related."
1-"Depressing answer."
2-"..."
1-"Sigh"
2-"..."
1-"..."
2-"Empathy?"
1-"Something even more depressing."
2-"...Excuse to leave."
Come on girls, give me something to work with. You can't complain I don't talk to you but the only variation to the monotony above is when the girl tries making me jealous in her last line. I have a super hot girlfriend! And she treats me better then you ever did. Sorry I won't be jealous and my life sucks more then all of yours combined but I manage to get by, in fact, we all do so if you want support fine but I'm not going to be part of your pity party and I don't feel bad when you try to guilt me about not being a good enough friend. I'm an amazing friend, I know that, I don't need to make you feel good when you obvious just want to abuse that friendship.
Now this seems like it's really specific to one girl but the sad part is, it isn't haha! So girls if you've wondered why I don't talk to you as much as I once did it's because most (if not ALL) of our conversations go like the above. Figure out something new OR change it up and actually make some time to spend with me doing something fun and then see how quickly I become your best friend again ;)